Have you heard about this show called my little clop... i mean pony freindship is magic? If not why the hell are you reading this? Anyway, did you ever stop to think about what the show is actualy satanic? If you didn't then you have an actualy fuctioning brain. If you are a retard however, then your non existant mind is about to be blown.
Reason 1: The seven ponys are based on the seven deadly sins:
Twilight Sparkle: Lust
Pinkie Pie: Gluttony
Rainbow Dash: Pride
Slutter... i mean Fluttershy: Sloth
Rarity: Greed
Applejack: Envy
Derpy: Wrath
Reason 2: 666 is hidden all over the place
There are 6 main ponys
There are 3 main alicorn princesses 3+3=6
There is ummm...... uh....... one Discord 1x6=6
666!
Reason 3: The ponies used satanic magic to blow up the moon or something like that idk i think it was a god or something
Reason 4: Satan's magic is making the show adictive
Haven't you noticed the growth of mlp's popularity? There is only one anwser because the show could never be actualy good. SATAN! He probably also puts mind control devices into the pony dolls!
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